Sunday, July 12, 2009
Clean Woman and the Masters Of The Universe. I am Mel, princess of Freelancin' and defender of the cleanliness of Castle Pitt Street.

This is Graham, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic vacuum cleaner and said: "BY THE CLEANLINESS OF PITT STREET!"

"I HAVE THE POWUHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo dooooooo, Clean Woman!
Graham did not become the mighty Hygiene Cat. He climbed onto the kitchen bench and miaowed his Vet Miaow. Eventually I had to let him outside, where he hid under a bush.
And I became Clean Woman, the most powerful woman in the universe!
Only three others share this secret: our housemates Dan-at-Arms and Talor, and the blogosphere. Together we defend Castle Pitt Street from the evil stenches of Smelletor!
Clean Woman!

This is Graham, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic vacuum cleaner and said: "BY THE CLEANLINESS OF PITT STREET!"

"I HAVE THE POWUHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo dooooooo, Clean Woman!
Graham did not become the mighty Hygiene Cat. He climbed onto the kitchen bench and miaowed his Vet Miaow. Eventually I had to let him outside, where he hid under a bush.
And I became Clean Woman, the most powerful woman in the universe!
Only three others share this secret: our housemates Dan-at-Arms and Talor, and the blogosphere. Together we defend Castle Pitt Street from the evil stenches of Smelletor!
Clean Woman!