Sunday, July 12, 2009

Clean Woman and the Masters Of The Universe. I am Mel, princess of Freelancin' and defender of the cleanliness of Castle Pitt Street.

This is Graham, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic vacuum cleaner and said: "BY THE CLEANLINESS OF PITT STREET!"


Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo, doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo dooooooo, Clean Woman!

Graham did not become the mighty Hygiene Cat. He climbed onto the kitchen bench and miaowed his Vet Miaow. Eventually I had to let him outside, where he hid under a bush.

And I became Clean Woman, the most powerful woman in the universe!

Only three others share this secret: our housemates Dan-at-Arms and Talor, and the blogosphere. Together we defend Castle Pitt Street from the evil stenches of Smelletor!

Clean Woman!

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