Sunday, September 22, 2019
Fake Graham II: The Refakening. OKAY COP THIS!!!! Just now I went to get a teabag from the pantry and looked out the window. And there, balancing on my back fence, was a fluffy black and white cat that looked a LOT like Graham, who was even then in the lounge room!
IT IS 2 FAKE 2 GRAHAM!!!
Of course I immediately burst into raucous laughter that scared Fake Graham 2 off the fence and into my next-door neighbour Steptoe’s back yard.
“Buddy, I’ve got bad news for you!” I said to my bemused cat.
This is the first cat I have seen in my new neighbourhood and of COURSE it has to be a new enemy doppelgänger. I think it might belong to my next-door neighbour.
IT IS 2 FAKE 2 GRAHAM!!!
Of course I immediately burst into raucous laughter that scared Fake Graham 2 off the fence and into my next-door neighbour Steptoe’s back yard.
“Buddy, I’ve got bad news for you!” I said to my bemused cat.
This is the first cat I have seen in my new neighbourhood and of COURSE it has to be a new enemy doppelgänger. I think it might belong to my next-door neighbour.
Sunday, September 01, 2019
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. I have a project that I am terming Bring All the Birds to the Yard. Step 1 was: leave some old bread crusts on my outside table. They sat untouched for a while and then yesterday I was excited to see half of one crust was gone.
Then this morning at like 5am Graham was standing on my bedside table staring out the window intently and banging on the glass. And then when I got up I saw ALL THE CRUSTS WERE GONE.
Did I bring all the birds to the yard? Stay tuned for more on this project.
Then this morning at like 5am Graham was standing on my bedside table staring out the window intently and banging on the glass. And then when I got up I saw ALL THE CRUSTS WERE GONE.
Did I bring all the birds to the yard? Stay tuned for more on this project.
