Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Silence! Here's something for all you fans of Oh, Streetcar! and Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want to Get Off! Check out Silence! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical. I just love Dr Lecter's poignant "I want" song, "If I Could Smell Her Cunt". Then there's Buffalo Bill's number, "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket":
It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.