Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Now it has long been my theory that Sienna Miller is a charisma-free zone. She is so bland and unremarkable that nobody actually knows what she looks like, and she owes her existence to her ridiculous 'boho chic' and the fact she is/was hanging off Jude Law's arm. So you can imagine the hearty "bwah-ha-ha-ha" that erupted from my bitter soul when I was reading Page Six and came across the following:
(Click to enlarge) It's not Sienna Miller at all, foo'! It's Keira Knightley, an equally irritating British actress! Oh, the fun times we had at the Crider bitching about how she always holds her mouth in this annoying little pout! And she is wearing some seriously ghostly foundation.
It's times like this that I think Bret Easton Ellis was onto something.
(Click to enlarge) It's not Sienna Miller at all, foo'! It's Keira Knightley, an equally irritating British actress! Oh, the fun times we had at the Crider bitching about how she always holds her mouth in this annoying little pout! And she is wearing some seriously ghostly foundation.
It's times like this that I think Bret Easton Ellis was onto something.
