Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Small dispiriting moments. So I was in the office and the phone rang. It was a journalist from a magazine wanting to do a little blurb about how the magazine is now in Sydney.
Journalist: Mel, was it?
Me: That's right.
J: Were you at the Sydney party?
Me: Yes, I was.
J: Were you the tall glamorous one?
[pause]
Me: No. I'm short and fat.
Journalist: Mel, was it?
Me: That's right.
J: Were you at the Sydney party?
Me: Yes, I was.
J: Were you the tall glamorous one?
[pause]
Me: No. I'm short and fat.