Saturday, December 01, 2012

A real ball-busker. In Swanston Street at the Bourke Street tram stop is a young magician-type guy who busks by doing those juggling tricks with balls like in the movie Labyrinth: making them roll across his hands and appear to hover in space as he gestures gracefully in the air.

Imagine having sex with that guy. You'd be at his house and his bed would be all draped in crushed velvet panne, maybe with silver moons and stars printed on it. There'd be some ridiculous 'mystical' mood music playing.

He wouldn't actually squeeze your breast. He'd just wipe the back of his hand dextrously over the underside of it, and his palm over the top surface.

Then he'd display his flaccid penis to you, but after a series of deft manipulations it would rise as if by magic. Applause!

Now that I think about it, the Bananarama video clip for 'Venus' is basically a coded demonstration of how contact-juggling tricks can be used in boudoir scenarios. Check out their hand gestures. Back in grade three I knew what 'Venus' rhymed with, and I don't believe I was mistaken.

So..... when was the last time you got laid?
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