Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Next week, on Crazy Cat Convos: a fun game of Roast Cat! (game invented by Tom Hawking)
MEL: (fearsome roar) ROAST CAT!
GRAHAM darts across living room and hides in doorway to bathroom. MEL chases GRAHAM with deliberately loud, ogre-like steps.
MEL: (bloodcurdling growl) ROAAAAAAAST CAT!
GRAHAM leaps onto sofa, scuttles along the back of it, jumps off and past his pursuer, hides behind armchair. MEL easily pulls him out and picks him up.
MEL: You're not even trying, roasty.
GRAHAM: *purrs*
MEL: (fearsome roar) ROAST CAT!
GRAHAM darts across living room and hides in doorway to bathroom. MEL chases GRAHAM with deliberately loud, ogre-like steps.
MEL: (bloodcurdling growl) ROAAAAAAAST CAT!
GRAHAM leaps onto sofa, scuttles along the back of it, jumps off and past his pursuer, hides behind armchair. MEL easily pulls him out and picks him up.
MEL: You're not even trying, roasty.
GRAHAM: *purrs*